Guy: mom, i'm a homosexual
Mom: is that the thing where you let boys put their penis in your bottom?
Guy: yes
Mom: and you let boys put their penis in your mouth?
Guy: um, yes
Mom: (picks up a frying pan and hits her son over the head) well then, I better not hear you complain about my cooking ever again!
ps - thats not what happened to me, its just a joke I heard
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