i was like "mom, i'm gay"
n she was like "why do u think that?"
n i was like "i've known i liked guys for a while"
n she was like "o, well i dont want u thinking that just bc ur gay, u cant bring whoever u want home and do what everyone else does"
n i was like "r u telling me to bring some guy home to have sex??"
n she was like "well u should know the guy first, but then u can"
... then she bought a big-ass box of condoms and put them in the bathroom
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