My coming out story.

aafreund90 · 06-14-2008, 09:59 AM

So here is the story of how I told my that I'm gay. This story is one of the most funniest coming out story of all time so laugh if you want to, but please don't judge me.

It all started on Friday June 6. I drove to my dads house so I could get a ride down to DAR Constitution Hall in Washington D.C.. When I got their I noticed that he went looking through my whole room for something. It turns out that he tore my whole room apart and he found a couple of things. The first thing he found was some K-Y lubricant and the second thing he found was a 2 foot long dildo. Thats right a two foot long dildo. So after awhile my dad came into my room and started yelling at me about the dildo and I randomly started laughing. Its like what do you do when your dad finds a two foot long dildo in your room and then ask you if your gay, I said yes. He then yelled at me and said "so you like to get fucked in the ass", I said "I love to get fucked in the ass". He then tried to tell me that being gay isn't normal and he was acting like an asshole. When he left my room he said one thing. "It mite be time for you to move on". I couldn't help it say "where to".

After that my grandfather and aunt came over and we drove to my graduation.

Plastic · 06-14-2008, 10:26 AM

Did he mean move on like 'being gay is just a phase', or did He mean move on as in 'Move out'?

rileycoyote · 06-14-2008, 11:21 AM

thats not the funniest coming out story ive heard, but i could it would have been pretty priceless to see your dad standing there holding your two foot dildo

Chicken_Nugg · 06-14-2008, 12:03 PM

thats a funny story? lol.. but i agree if he were holding that dildo it woulda been hella funny!

my dad was kinda similar to urs lol.. my dad was like.. sean... did u kno being gay is a sin?.. im like... ok?... thats nice.. but anyways.. but yea i also wanna kno.. did ur dad mean like move on that being gay is a phase?

Timmy! · 08-08-2008, 01:34 PM

I would have to say that I would roll on the floor laughing if my dad were to come up to me if I had a two foot dildo...gahhh. That must've been priceless. So great.

I'm glad I read this before going to work. LOL

Alopix4 · 08-18-2008, 01:18 AM

Hehe, the two foot dildo puts it all together, I could just imagine that, but then I would be laughing my ass off again.

dragon072891 · 08-18-2008, 04:41 PM

bahaha
i cant imagine my dad standing in my room waving a two foot dildo in my face
the only thing i could possible say would be
"do you know where that thing your holding has been?"

LemonBar · 08-21-2008, 11:45 PM

X3 Oooh. That is bad. You seemed a bit witty with your comebacks. Awesome.

06-14-2008, 09:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
aafreund90 Official GTF Member Simon Champion! Great Mahjong: Classic Champion! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Laytonsville, MD Age: 18 Gender: Posts: 102	My coming out story. So here is the story of how I told my that I'm gay. This story is one of the most funniest coming out story of all time so laugh if you want to, but please don't judge me. It all started on Friday June 6. I drove to my dads house so I could get a ride down to DAR Constitution Hall in Washington D.C.. When I got their I noticed that he went looking through my whole room for something. It turns out that he tore my whole room apart and he found a couple of things. The first thing he found was some K-Y lubricant and the second thing he found was a 2 foot long dildo. Thats right a two foot long dildo. So after awhile my dad came into my room and started yelling at me about the dildo and I randomly started laughing. Its like what do you do when your dad finds a two foot long dildo in your room and then ask you if your gay, I said yes. He then yelled at me and said "so you like to get fucked in the ass", I said "I love to get fucked in the ass". He then tried to tell me that being gay isn't normal and he was acting like an asshole. When he left my room he said one thing. "It mite be time for you to move on". I couldn't help it say "where to". After that my grandfather and aunt came over and we drove to my graduation. __________________ I love to love. I dream to dream. I once again dream to love you.

06-14-2008, 10:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
Plastic Official GTF Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SE England Age: 17 Gender: Posts: 782	Did he mean move on like 'being gay is just a phase', or did He mean move on as in 'Move out'? __________________

08-18-2008, 01:18 AM	#6 (permalink)
Alopix4 Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Minnesota Age: 16 Gender: Posts: 21	lol Hehe, the two foot dildo puts it all together, I could just imagine that, but then I would be laughing my ass off again.

08-18-2008, 04:41 PM	#7 (permalink)
dragon072891 Official GTF Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: mobile, Alabama Age: 17 Gender: Posts: 1,275	bahaha i cant imagine my dad standing in my room waving a two foot dildo in my face the only thing i could possible say would be "do you know where that thing your holding has been?" __________________ life is what you make it, it dose'nt come pre packaged,, so i say do a good job because your the only one that cant escape it

08-21-2008, 11:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
LemonBar Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Arizona Age: 15 Gender: Posts: 22	X3 Oooh. That is bad. You seemed a bit witty with your comebacks. Awesome. __________________ I. Want. You. In. My. Closet.

06-14-2008, 11:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
rileycoyote Official GTF Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Baltimore, MD Age: 16 Gender: Posts: 632	thats not the funniest coming out story ive heard, but i could it would have been pretty priceless to see your dad standing there holding your two foot dildo

06-14-2008, 12:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
Chicken_Nugg Official GTF Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Tacoma, Washington Age: 18 Gender: Posts: 212	thats a funny story? lol.. but i agree if he were holding that dildo it woulda been hella funny! my dad was kinda similar to urs lol.. my dad was like.. sean... did u kno being gay is a sin?.. im like... ok?... thats nice.. but anyways.. but yea i also wanna kno.. did ur dad mean like move on that being gay is a phase?

08-08-2008, 01:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
Timmy! Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Claremont, North Carolina Age: 16 Gender: Posts: 32	I would have to say that I would roll on the floor laughing if my dad were to come up to me if I had a two foot dildo...gahhh. That must've been priceless. So great. I'm glad I read this before going to work. LOL

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