What are..

Seth · 05-29-2008, 08:28 AM

The best things for your parents to say when you come out to them.

"Oh I wasn't expecting that...but I'm watching Taggart at the moment, could you come back during the adverts?"
"Well I still love you"
"Oh, two sons out of three ain't bad"
"Well, until there's a cure.."

CARRY ON. Make them up if necessary.

dragon072891 · 05-29-2008, 10:09 PM

1)i already knew, but its a relief i can believe it now
2)well, at least we dont have to worry about underage pregenency

143hill · 05-29-2008, 10:34 PM

"Oh, so it was THAT seancody.com in your internet history"
"I know what'll make you feel better, shopping!"
"Do my hair?"
"Always have safe sex! Do you want me to bring out the banana?"

**Adrastus** · 05-30-2008, 09:45 AM

lmao @ the seancody one.
That was the first male/male sex site i had visited when I was younger. Parents never found it though, they suck with computers. They knew how to get on their hotmail, which i set up, and my dad knew where to click to get to cribbage, thats all that mattered to them.

Mine just said
"I'll always love you"
"I just want you to be happy"

Plastic · 05-30-2008, 10:00 AM

"I bought you some condoms for the party you're going to have while I'm away, don't want you getting aids - they're on my dresser"

Yes, my mum ACTUALLY did that

Seth · 05-30-2008, 12:56 PM

lmfao At Above!

TreyMackenzie · 05-30-2008, 06:20 PM

Mother randomly asks: You're gay aren't you?
Trey: ... yeah?
Mother: well then we have something in common!
Trey:WHAT?!?
Mother: ... no no! We both like guys!
Trey: Oh... Gotchaaa... ha...

greenskittles · 05-30-2008, 07:38 PM

Guy: mom, i'm a homosexual
Mom: is that the thing where you let boys put their penis in your bottom?
Guy: yes
Mom: and you let boys put their penis in your mouth?
Guy: um, yes
Mom: (picks up a frying pan and hits her son over the head) well then, I better not hear you complain about my cooking ever again!

ps - thats not what happened to me, its just a joke I heard

dragon072891 · 05-30-2008, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TreyMackenzie

Mother randomly asks: You're gay aren't you?
Trey: ... yeah?
Mother: well then we have something in common!
Trey:WHAT?!?
Mother: ... no no! We both like guys!
Trey: Oh... Gotchaaa... ha...

haha

my mom was a lesbian at one point, so she understood me

I Like Guys · 06-21-2008, 11:25 PM

i was like "mom, i'm gay"
n she was like "why do u think that?"
n i was like "i've known i liked guys for a while"
n she was like "o, well i dont want u thinking that just bc ur gay, u cant bring whoever u want home and do what everyone else does"
n i was like "r u telling me to bring some guy home to have sex??"
n she was like "well u should know the guy first, but then u can"
... then she bought a big-ass box of condoms and put them in the bathroom

Mike · 06-22-2008, 12:10 AM

I didn't even say I was gay when I heard this .. I said bi. All the comments below are from my father.

You're not bi .. you're confused.
There's no such thing as bi .. either you fuck men or women.
What would your grandparents say?
DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS!
You've never had sex with a guy.
Do you know what my coworkers would say if they heard that I had a bi son?
Do you just want to destroy your life?
This is not what we had planned for you .. never saw this coming ..

Seth · 06-22-2008, 06:52 AM

No mate, not what DID they say. What would be the BEST thing for them to say.

iop92 · 06-22-2008, 08:50 AM

LOL at the above!

attore · 06-22-2008, 09:48 AM

umm I think the best thing my mom could have said was,
"I should set you up with one of the interns at work"

ps. They are some hot interns and all of them are gay(welcome to Atlanta) and in their low to mid 20's

rileycoyote · 06-22-2008, 09:51 AM

I'm your mom was good about you being gay, but I would NOT want my mom setting me up on dates

'youre gay? That's wonderful, let's go buy you a porche'

05-29-2008, 08:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
Seth Official GTF Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: manchestaaaaaoor Gender: Posts: 914	What are.. The best things for your parents to say when you come out to them. "Oh I wasn't expecting that...but I'm watching Taggart at the moment, could you come back during the adverts?" "Well I still love you" "Oh, two sons out of three ain't bad" "Well, until there's a cure.." CARRY ON. Make them up if necessary. __________________ myspace.com/kthxdan

05-29-2008, 10:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
dragon072891 GTF Donator! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: mobile, Alabama Gender: Posts: 1,152	1)i already knew, but its a relief i can believe it now 2)well, at least we dont have to worry about underage pregenency __________________ life is what you make it, it dose'nt come pre packaged,, so i say do a good job because your the only one that cant escape it

05-29-2008, 10:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
143hill Official GTF Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Los Angeles, California Age: 15 Gender: Posts: 623	"Oh, so it was THAT seancody.com in your internet history" "I know what'll make you feel better, shopping!" "Do my hair?" "Always have safe sex! Do you want me to bring out the banana?" __________________ I got a tail if you wanna chase it I got a tongue if you wanna taste it I got a place on the East Side I got some time if you wanna...

05-30-2008, 09:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
Adrastus Global Moderator Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Eastern Canada Age: 18 Gender: Posts: 864	lmao @ the seancody one. That was the first male/male sex site i had visited when I was younger. Parents never found it though, they suck with computers. They knew how to get on their hotmail, which i set up, and my dad knew where to click to get to cribbage, thats all that mattered to them. Mine just said "I'll always love you" "I just want you to be happy" __________________ Never argue with idiots, in the end they will just beat you with their experience.

05-30-2008, 10:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
Plastic Official GTF Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SE England Age: 16 Gender: Posts: 780	"I bought you some condoms for the party you're going to have while I'm away, don't want you getting aids - they're on my dresser" Yes, my mum ACTUALLY did that __________________

05-30-2008, 12:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
Seth Official GTF Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: manchestaaaaaoor Gender: Posts: 914	lmfao At Above! __________________ myspace.com/kthxdan

05-30-2008, 06:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
TreyMackenzie Official GTF Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Gender: Posts: 66	Mother randomly asks: You're gay aren't you? Trey: ... yeah? Mother: well then we have something in common! Trey:WHAT?!? Mother: ... no no! We both like guys! Trey: Oh... Gotchaaa... ha... __________________ I love you :]

05-30-2008, 07:38 PM	#8 (permalink)
greenskittles Official GTF Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Toronto Age: 16 Gender: Posts: 69	Guy: mom, i'm a homosexual Mom: is that the thing where you let boys put their penis in your bottom? Guy: yes Mom: and you let boys put their penis in your mouth? Guy: um, yes Mom: (picks up a frying pan and hits her son over the head) well then, I better not hear you complain about my cooking ever again! ps - thats not what happened to me, its just a joke I heard

06-21-2008, 11:25 PM	#10 (permalink)
I Like Guys Official GTF Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Age: 17 Gender: Posts: 114	i was like "mom, i'm gay" n she was like "why do u think that?" n i was like "i've known i liked guys for a while" n she was like "o, well i dont want u thinking that just bc ur gay, u cant bring whoever u want home and do what everyone else does" n i was like "r u telling me to bring some guy home to have sex??" n she was like "well u should know the guy first, but then u can" ... then she bought a big-ass box of condoms and put them in the bathroom

06-22-2008, 12:10 AM	#11 (permalink)
Mike Official GTF Member Tetris Champion! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: California Age: 22 Gender: Posts: 339	I didn't even say I was gay when I heard this .. I said bi. All the comments below are from my father. You're not bi .. you're confused. There's no such thing as bi .. either you fuck men or women. What would your grandparents say? DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS! You've never had sex with a guy. Do you know what my coworkers would say if they heard that I had a bi son? Do you just want to destroy your life? This is not what we had planned for you .. never saw this coming ..

06-22-2008, 06:52 AM	#12 (permalink)
Seth Official GTF Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: manchestaaaaaoor Gender: Posts: 914	No mate, not what DID they say. What would be the BEST thing for them to say. __________________ myspace.com/kthxdan

06-22-2008, 08:50 AM	#13 (permalink)
iop92 Official GTF Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Israel Age: 16 Posts: 132	LOL at the above!

06-22-2008, 09:48 AM	#14 (permalink)
attore Official GTF Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Georgia Age: 19 Gender: Posts: 110	umm I think the best thing my mom could have said was, "I should set you up with one of the interns at work" ps. They are some hot interns and all of them are gay(welcome to Atlanta) and in their low to mid 20's __________________ “I think vests are all about protection. You know what I mean? Like a lifevest protects you from drowning and bulletproof vests protect you from getting shot and the sweatervest protects you from pretty girls. ‘Leave me alone. Can’t you see I’m cold just right here?’ - Demetri Martin

06-22-2008, 09:51 AM	#15 (permalink)
rileycoyote Official GTF Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Baltimore, MD Age: 15 Gender: Posts: 574	I'm your mom was good about you being gay, but I would NOT want my mom setting me up on dates 'youre gay? That's wonderful, let's go buy you a porche'

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