Make A Wish ... But At A Price ... - Page 11

emo-Jordon · 03-29-2008, 10:50 AM

you learn how to play the guitar
but at your first gig the guitar has razorsharp strings and cuts your fingers off

i wish i had a grand piano!!

jspoons1293 · 04-01-2008, 03:16 AM

you try to prop open the top of the grand piano when you first get it, but it slams down on your fingers, crushing the nerves and making it so you will never be able to play the piano ever again.

i wish i could find a hot guy who lived near me who liked me and wanted to be my bf.

Space_pinapple · 04-01-2008, 02:22 PM

You find a hot guy who lives near you and liked you and wanted to be your boyfriend...but then he gets a sex change...
I wish I didn't have tonsilitis/Glandular fever (apparantly American's call it mono whatever on earth that is :S)

Ringo Ichijo · 04-02-2008, 07:06 PM

you're so happy to get rid of it that you steal the nicest car in town and go to prison for grand theft auto... and catch cyphilis.

i wish i were a rock star.

04davjac · 04-02-2008, 09:24 PM

u become a rockstar but then u lose ur voice and rugged rockstar looks.
i wish todays world were more accepting

jspoons1293 · 04-02-2008, 10:23 PM

the world goes one step past accepting and fully embraces homosexuality, then noone has any more babies.

i wish i could think of a wish that didn't have a downside just to piss everyone off.

Space_pinapple · 04-03-2008, 04:35 AM

You think of said wish, but it doesn't have an upside either
I wish I didn't have to do Chemistry coursework

make out kid · 04-03-2008, 06:47 PM

you can not have your chemisrty coursework, you can have mine!! (really need to do it before open book paper)

i wish i had more time to explain things

JakeyBoi · 04-03-2008, 09:08 PM

you have all the time in the world to explain but no actions happen

I wish it wouldnt end

emo-Jordon · 04-04-2008, 03:15 PM

you get a B.J. and die of dehydration because your balls wont stop ehmm working *cough*

i wish i could eat a sandwich at hyper speed whilst fucking a flux capacitor

Joshy Squashy · 04-07-2008, 02:10 PM

when eating that sandwhich you get herpes and syphalis.

I wish Bologna wasn't edible.

Josh

Space_pinapple · 04-07-2008, 03:32 PM

It becomes inedible, but you don't know, so you try to eat it and die...
I wish I had better shoes...

04davjac · 04-07-2008, 04:57 PM

u get better shoes, but ur feet fall off so u cant wear them,
i wish i had a 10" penis (lol)

Bandana · 04-11-2008, 05:38 PM

you get your 10" dick and find your life partner and when having sex with him your dick went too far in and he died on the spot. sorry for your great lose. : (

hmmm... i wish brooke white would win american idol? ^_^

Ringo Ichijo · 04-12-2008, 11:09 PM

brooke white wins and her lip syncing talents are revealed.

i wish... my legs could shave themselves.

04-01-2008, 02:22 PM	#153 (permalink)
Space_pinapple Official GTF Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Romsey, England Age: 17 Gender: Posts: 296	You find a hot guy who lives near you and liked you and wanted to be your boyfriend...but then he gets a sex change... I wish I didn't have tonsilitis/Glandular fever (apparantly American's call it mono whatever on earth that is :S) __________________ Ich will mein leben zurück...

04-02-2008, 07:06 PM	#154 (permalink)
Ringo Ichijo Official GTF Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ohio Age: 15 Gender: Posts: 59	you're so happy to get rid of it that you steal the nicest car in town and go to prison for grand theft auto... and catch cyphilis. i wish i were a rock star. __________________ "What is anonymity worth to you, and how is it different from being alone?"

04-02-2008, 09:24 PM	#155 (permalink)
04davjac Official GTF Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Birmingham UK Age: 15 Gender: Posts: 132	u become a rockstar but then u lose ur voice and rugged rockstar looks. i wish todays world were more accepting __________________ J. Davis. The man in my avatar is not me! He is Geoff Lloyd from The Geoff Show: www.virginradio.co.uk/geoff

04-03-2008, 04:35 AM	#157 (permalink)
Space_pinapple Official GTF Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Romsey, England Age: 17 Gender: Posts: 296	You think of said wish, but it doesn't have an upside either I wish I didn't have to do Chemistry coursework __________________ Ich will mein leben zurück...

04-07-2008, 03:32 PM	#162 (permalink)
Space_pinapple Official GTF Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Romsey, England Age: 17 Gender: Posts: 296	It becomes inedible, but you don't know, so you try to eat it and die... I wish I had better shoes... __________________ Ich will mein leben zurück...

03-29-2008, 10:50 AM	#151 (permalink)
emo-Jordon Official GTF Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 16 Gender: Posts: 69	you learn how to play the guitar but at your first gig the guitar has razorsharp strings and cuts your fingers off i wish i had a grand piano!!

04-01-2008, 03:16 AM	#152 (permalink)
jspoons1293 Official GTF Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Shaker Hts, OH Age: 18 Gender: Posts: 430	you try to prop open the top of the grand piano when you first get it, but it slams down on your fingers, crushing the nerves and making it so you will never be able to play the piano ever again. i wish i could find a hot guy who lived near me who liked me and wanted to be my bf.

04-02-2008, 10:23 PM	#156 (permalink)
jspoons1293 Official GTF Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Shaker Hts, OH Age: 18 Gender: Posts: 430	the world goes one step past accepting and fully embraces homosexuality, then noone has any more babies. i wish i could think of a wish that didn't have a downside just to piss everyone off.

04-03-2008, 06:47 PM	#158 (permalink)
make out kid Official GTF Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: leeds Age: 18 Gender: Posts: 246	you can not have your chemisrty coursework, you can have mine!! (really need to do it before open book paper) i wish i had more time to explain things

04-03-2008, 09:08 PM	#159 (permalink)
JakeyBoi Official GTF Member Harpoon Lagoon Champion! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Jersey Baby Age: 18 Gender: Posts: 189	you have all the time in the world to explain but no actions happen I wish it wouldnt end

04-04-2008, 03:15 PM	#160 (permalink)
emo-Jordon Official GTF Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 16 Gender: Posts: 69	you get a B.J. and die of dehydration because your balls wont stop ehmm working cough i wish i could eat a sandwich at hyper speed whilst fucking a flux capacitor

04-07-2008, 02:10 PM	#161 (permalink)
Joshy Squashy Official GTF Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Aurora, CO Gender: Posts: 254	when eating that sandwhich you get herpes and syphalis. I wish Bologna wasn't edible. Josh

04-07-2008, 04:57 PM	#163 (permalink)
04davjac Official GTF Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Birmingham UK Age: 15 Gender: Posts: 132	u get better shoes, but ur feet fall off so u cant wear them, i wish i had a 10" penis (lol) __________________ J. Davis. The man in my avatar is not me! He is Geoff Lloyd from The Geoff Show: www.virginradio.co.uk/geoff

04-11-2008, 05:38 PM	#164 (permalink)
Bandana Official GTF Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Southern Ontario, Canada Age: 17 Gender: Posts: 69	you get your 10" dick and find your life partner and when having sex with him your dick went too far in and he died on the spot. sorry for your great lose. : ( hmmm... i wish brooke white would win american idol? ^_^

04-12-2008, 11:09 PM	#165 (permalink)
Ringo Ichijo Official GTF Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ohio Age: 15 Gender: Posts: 59	brooke white wins and her lip syncing talents are revealed. i wish... my legs could shave themselves. __________________ "What is anonymity worth to you, and how is it different from being alone?"

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