Make A Wish ... But At A Price ... - Page 16

A Dead Wren Lorn · 08-06-2008, 07:10 PM

You do your summer reading. but you don't do the Assignments!!!

I wish school would start!

Edward · 08-14-2008, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by A Dead Wren Lorn

I wish school would start!

Okay, its started BUT I am your new principal. Get me a cookie, slav-...I mean student!
Buwhahaha.

I want to have a not faulty internet connection.

A Dead Wren Lorn · 08-15-2008, 11:16 PM

You get the most powerful internet connection in the WORLD! But then the Men In Black come and take it away.

(WARNING! Imma be a sap!)
I wish He was Happy.

Edward · 08-16-2008, 12:23 AM

Okay, he was happy BUT now he is severely depressed.

I wish for a Mega Magic Cookie that would give me superpowers that I could keep forever.

A Dead Wren Lorn · 08-16-2008, 01:43 AM

(XDD That totally negates my wish. Lol whatev.)

Your superpower is to burn any food you touch to a crisp.

I wish I could watch any movie in my head, just by thinking of it.

Edward · 08-16-2008, 03:44 AM

Noo...

Okay, you can watch any movie in your head BUT... your eyes go blank and your tongue lops out of your mouth and you have a really bad drooling problem

I wish for a fish!

clockwork · 08-16-2008, 09:29 AM

you gotta fish, but its one of those singing ones you put on a wall

i wanna have a threesome with michael cera and ellen page from juno

Edward · 08-16-2008, 08:47 PM

A threesome you say? Okay. But Michael Cera and Ellen Page are dead. And you still have the threesome with them..
...Necrophilia...

I wish for someone to invite me somewhere... ice cream maybe?

22181 · 08-19-2008, 09:06 PM

someone invites you to ben & jerrys, but that somone happens to be an 80 year old man who only tells you stories of his childhood, which are so boring, you die of boredom.

I wish that when I come out to my parents or anyone else, they will accept me. (HA, Find a loophole in that!)

143hill · 08-19-2008, 09:12 PM

It's opposite day when the accept you and the next day they don't support you.

I wish I had the energy to finish my homework.

Silent · 08-19-2008, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 22181

(HA, Find a loophole in that!)

just add "then you die" to all of them

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Originally Posted by 143hill

It's opposite day when the accept you and the next day they don't support you.

I wish I had the energy to finish my homework.

You get a sudden boost of energy to do your homework, but it takes all your energy from the next week so your tired all week ;D

I wish I could be happy

22181 · 08-19-2008, 11:19 PM

you used a mysterious bag of a sugar looking powder in your drink, then became very happy, then you died, the autopsy showed that you overdosed.

I wish I had a trillion dollars, that would not expire, were still good, were not burned in a fire, did not get soaked, were not stolen, were safe from anything happening to them. And I didnt die! Or be in a coma. or spend it all.

Ha

A Dead Wren Lorn · 08-20-2008, 12:11 AM

Gay Marriage Becomes legal, You marry someone, Then they take ALL your money in the divorce BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish I never ran out of Peach Iced Tea.

Edward · 08-20-2008, 12:16 AM

Okay, you never run out of Peach Iced Tea, but you say in your Last Will: "And I leave all my Peach Iced Tea to Edward di Wilde.". But after you put that in your Last Will, I invite you over to my house(via plane) except the plane does not go to my house. They head to where the cannibals are.. so you die(and are really great in stew!). So I get all your Iced Tea

I wish for peace and happiness and the best assassin in the world, for my own evil doings... Buwhahaha.

A Dead Wren Lorn · 08-20-2008, 12:25 AM

You're assassin turns against you, Cause he Hates tea.

I wish People would laugh more.

08-06-2008, 07:10 PM	#226 (permalink)
A Dead Wren Lorn Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In the Forest Gender: Posts: 255	You do your summer reading. but you don't do the Assignments!!! I wish school would start! __________________ Smile, It's not just for Photos.

08-15-2008, 11:16 PM	#228 (permalink)
A Dead Wren Lorn Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In the Forest Gender: Posts: 255	You get the most powerful internet connection in the WORLD! But then the Men In Black come and take it away. (WARNING! Imma be a sap!) I wish He was Happy. __________________ Smile, It's not just for Photos.

08-16-2008, 12:23 AM	#229 (permalink)
Edward Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Massachusetts Gender: Posts: 157	Okay, he was happy BUT now he is severely depressed. I wish for a Mega Magic Cookie that would give me superpowers that I could keep forever. __________________

08-16-2008, 01:43 AM	#230 (permalink)
A Dead Wren Lorn Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In the Forest Gender: Posts: 255	(XDD That totally negates my wish. Lol whatev.) Your superpower is to burn any food you touch to a crisp. I wish I could watch any movie in my head, just by thinking of it. __________________ Smile, It's not just for Photos.

08-16-2008, 03:44 AM	#231 (permalink)
Edward Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Massachusetts Gender: Posts: 157	Noo... Okay, you can watch any movie in your head BUT... your eyes go blank and your tongue lops out of your mouth and you have a really bad drooling problem I wish for a fish! __________________

08-16-2008, 09:29 AM	#232 (permalink)
clockwork Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Hartford, CT Age: 16 Gender: Posts: 53	you gotta fish, but its one of those singing ones you put on a wall i wanna have a threesome with michael cera and ellen page from juno

08-16-2008, 08:47 PM	#233 (permalink)
Edward Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Massachusetts Gender: Posts: 157	A threesome you say? Okay. But Michael Cera and Ellen Page are dead. And you still have the threesome with them.. ...Necrophilia... I wish for someone to invite me somewhere... ice cream maybe? __________________

08-19-2008, 09:06 PM	#234 (permalink)
22181 Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: North Virginia Age: 14 Gender: Posts: 19	someone invites you to ben & jerrys, but that somone happens to be an 80 year old man who only tells you stories of his childhood, which are so boring, you die of boredom. I wish that when I come out to my parents or anyone else, they will accept me. (HA, Find a loophole in that!)

08-19-2008, 09:12 PM	#235 (permalink)
143hill Official GTF Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Los Angeles, California Age: 15 Gender: Posts: 626	It's opposite day when the accept you and the next day they don't support you. I wish I had the energy to finish my homework. __________________ I got a tail if you wanna chase it I got a tongue if you wanna taste it I got a place on the East Side I got some time if you wanna...

08-19-2008, 11:19 PM	#237 (permalink)
22181 Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: North Virginia Age: 14 Gender: Posts: 19	you used a mysterious bag of a sugar looking powder in your drink, then became very happy, then you died, the autopsy showed that you overdosed. I wish I had a trillion dollars, that would not expire, were still good, were not burned in a fire, did not get soaked, were not stolen, were safe from anything happening to them. And I didnt die! Or be in a coma. or spend it all. Ha Last edited by 22181; 08-19-2008 at 11:23 PM.

08-20-2008, 12:11 AM	#238 (permalink)
A Dead Wren Lorn Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In the Forest Gender: Posts: 255	Gay Marriage Becomes legal, You marry someone, Then they take ALL your money in the divorce BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA I wish I never ran out of Peach Iced Tea. __________________ Smile, It's not just for Photos.

08-20-2008, 12:16 AM	#239 (permalink)
Edward Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Massachusetts Gender: Posts: 157	Okay, you never run out of Peach Iced Tea, but you say in your Last Will: "And I leave all my Peach Iced Tea to Edward di Wilde.". But after you put that in your Last Will, I invite you over to my house(via plane) except the plane does not go to my house. They head to where the cannibals are.. so you die(and are really great in stew!). So I get all your Iced Tea I wish for peace and happiness and the best assassin in the world, for my own evil doings... Buwhahaha. __________________

08-20-2008, 12:25 AM	#240 (permalink)
A Dead Wren Lorn Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In the Forest Gender: Posts: 255	You're assassin turns against you, Cause he Hates tea. I wish People would laugh more. __________________ Smile, It's not just for Photos.

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