Make A Wish ... But At A Price ... - Page 17

Edward · 08-20-2008, 01:32 AM

(Darn...)

Okay, people would laugh more, but they laugh because last wish you died and were eaten by cannibals.
Sorry

I wish for: When I die and have a funeral, I want someone to yell "Oh my... I THINK HES MOVING!!!".

A Dead Wren Lorn · 08-20-2008, 01:33 AM

They Do, But then You're Family beats the person to death with a stick, Just one.

I wish people would Dance at my Funeral.

Edward · 08-20-2008, 01:37 AM

Okay... we dance. Except someone halls you out of your casket and dances with you

I wish I was not the person that danced with your cadaver.

Alyosha · 08-20-2008, 02:07 AM

Okay. So you guys don't dance.

But the thing is is that at the end of all that dancing, both your dead corpses end up in the same coffin.

I wish that my boss Rachel would quit her job.

Edward · 08-20-2008, 02:10 AM

Okay, Rachel quit, but I become your boss now

Is that a boon or not... oh well, I suppose it is half and half.

I wish for... a hug!

A Dead Wren Lorn · 08-21-2008, 12:01 PM

You get a hug, but it's from JOHN MCCAIN!!!!!!!!!! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish for Unlimited funds at Barnes and Noble.

Edward · 08-21-2008, 01:37 PM

(Eww... time to destroy myself >.>)

Let there be Unlimited Funds! Except they are stolen and you get thrown in jail for life for stealing the Unlimited Funds.

I wish for a title that looks like this: `!J`1ust `!E`1dward`0.

clubbyt · 08-28-2008, 05:01 PM

Ah, but the admins decide to change it and then add rude words on the end, forcing the systems to ban you.

I wish Mitch Hewer was really gay...

make out kid · 08-28-2008, 05:48 PM

he turned gay but celibate (that how you spell it?)

i wish i didnt have such a cold marble floor in my bedroom

clubbyt · 08-28-2008, 06:43 PM

Okay, so your marble floor is replaced by a floor of nails.

I wish Mitch Hewer turned gay, wasn't celibate, and therefore I was a couple years older, and we met and fell in love and he was perfect and he stayed that way, with no problems with me or him or in between me and him for the rest of our happy and healthy lives.

Hah! Screw that one up!

A Dead Wren Lorn · 08-28-2008, 08:57 PM

You're best friend gets killed. (MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

I wish MY NETFLIX WOULD WORK! DX Meh!

Edward · 08-28-2008, 10:36 PM

They work but you die.

I wish my (used) disk-space on my website was less then 5.

A Dead Wren Lorn · 08-28-2008, 11:23 PM

(why do i keep dying?!?!)

Edward · 08-29-2008, 01:13 AM

Because we say so.
And you die again.
(What number is that?

)

I wish for a hug from my best friend

A Dead Wren Lorn · 09-08-2008, 11:52 PM

You get the hug, then you get Reject forever more.

I wish they wouldn't censor so much in America, It's Ridiculous

08-20-2008, 01:32 AM	#241 (permalink)
Edward Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Massachusetts Gender: Posts: 232	(Darn...) Okay, people would laugh more, but they laugh because last wish you died and were eaten by cannibals. Sorry I wish for: When I die and have a funeral, I want someone to yell "Oh my... I THINK HES MOVING!!!". __________________ ::insert witty signature::

08-20-2008, 01:33 AM	#242 (permalink)
A Dead Wren Lorn Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In the Forest Gender: Posts: 305	They Do, But then You're Family beats the person to death with a stick, Just one. I wish people would Dance at my Funeral. __________________ Smile, It's not just for Photos.

08-20-2008, 01:37 AM	#243 (permalink)
Edward Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Massachusetts Gender: Posts: 232	Okay... we dance. Except someone halls you out of your casket and dances with you I wish I was not the person that danced with your cadaver. __________________ ::insert witty signature::

08-20-2008, 02:07 AM	#244 (permalink)
Alyosha Official GTF Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: California Gender: Posts: 110	Okay. So you guys don't dance. But the thing is is that at the end of all that dancing, both your dead corpses end up in the same coffin. I wish that my boss Rachel would quit her job. __________________ "Unfortunately, we have a Department of Ethics now in Washington. But our lawyer will be in charge there once he gets out of prison." - Milo Minderbinder - Catch-22

08-20-2008, 02:10 AM	#245 (permalink)
Edward Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Massachusetts Gender: Posts: 232	Okay, Rachel quit, but I become your boss now Is that a boon or not... oh well, I suppose it is half and half. I wish for... a hug! __________________ ::insert witty signature::

08-21-2008, 12:01 PM	#246 (permalink)
A Dead Wren Lorn Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In the Forest Gender: Posts: 305	You get a hug, but it's from JOHN MCCAIN!!!!!!!!!! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I wish for Unlimited funds at Barnes and Noble. __________________ Smile, It's not just for Photos.

08-21-2008, 01:37 PM	#247 (permalink)
Edward Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Massachusetts Gender: Posts: 232	(Eww... time to destroy myself >.>) Let there be Unlimited Funds! Except they are stolen and you get thrown in jail for life for stealing the Unlimited Funds. I wish for a title that looks like this: `!J`1ust `!E`1dward`0. __________________ ::insert witty signature::

08-28-2008, 05:01 PM	#248 (permalink)
clubbyt Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Gender: Posts: 38	Ah, but the admins decide to change it and then add rude words on the end, forcing the systems to ban you. I wish Mitch Hewer was really gay...

08-28-2008, 05:48 PM	#249 (permalink)
make out kid Official GTF Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: leeds Age: 18 Gender: Posts: 246	he turned gay but celibate (that how you spell it?) i wish i didnt have such a cold marble floor in my bedroom

08-28-2008, 06:43 PM	#250 (permalink)
clubbyt Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Gender: Posts: 38	Okay, so your marble floor is replaced by a floor of nails. I wish Mitch Hewer turned gay, wasn't celibate, and therefore I was a couple years older, and we met and fell in love and he was perfect and he stayed that way, with no problems with me or him or in between me and him for the rest of our happy and healthy lives. Hah! Screw that one up!

08-28-2008, 08:57 PM	#251 (permalink)
A Dead Wren Lorn Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In the Forest Gender: Posts: 305	You're best friend gets killed. (MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) I wish MY NETFLIX WOULD WORK! DX Meh! __________________ Smile, It's not just for Photos.

08-28-2008, 10:36 PM	#252 (permalink)
Edward Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Massachusetts Gender: Posts: 232	They work but you die. I wish my (used) disk-space on my website was less then 5. __________________ ::insert witty signature::

08-28-2008, 11:23 PM	#253 (permalink)
A Dead Wren Lorn Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In the Forest Gender: Posts: 305	(why do i keep dying?!?!) __________________ Smile, It's not just for Photos.

08-29-2008, 01:13 AM	#254 (permalink)
Edward Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Massachusetts Gender: Posts: 232	Because we say so. And you die again. (What number is that? ) I wish for a hug from my best friend __________________ ::insert witty signature::

09-08-2008, 11:52 PM	#255 (permalink)
A Dead Wren Lorn Official GTF Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In the Forest Gender: Posts: 305	You get the hug, then you get Reject forever more. I wish they wouldn't censor so much in America, It's Ridiculous __________________ Smile, It's not just for Photos.

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