Well, I'm impressed. - Page 2

Ryan · 08-01-2008, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by rileycoyote

wow that is impressive, way to go!!

for some reason that reminded me of when i was 13 and i woke up one day, I really had to pee bad but i had morning wood. so i tried to go anyway, and then fifteen minutes later my mom screamed:
'what the hell riley, there's pee everywhere, all over the toilet seat and the floor and the walls!!'
'i had to pee really bad'
'well why didnt you aim for the toilet, thats ridiculous'
'i couldnt aim, i was ......'
'oh, ohhhhhh, well next time wait'

ahahahah you just left the bathroom with pee everywhere? that's pretty hilarious.

jspoons1293 · 08-01-2008, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by mwsk91

Who cares how far you can shoot your load? It doesnt have anything to do with life.

Neither do your rants, but that doesn't stop you, now does it?

Piss off.

themusic · 08-01-2008, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by jspoons1293

Neither do your rants, but that doesn't stop you, now does it?

Piss off.

*BOW*

When I tease myself, I usually shoot and hit my face.

Aw.J · 08-03-2008, 06:58 PM

Well farthest I've shot alone, rephrase that with my own hand was on to a TVthen the floor and on my leg. With someone I got it all over the person who was 2.6 feet above me

08-03-2008, 06:58 PM	#19 (permalink)
Aw.J Official GTF Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Goldsboro, North Carolina Age: 15 Gender: Posts: 204	Well farthest I've shot alone, rephrase that with my own hand was on to a TVthen the floor and on my leg. With someone I got it all over the person who was 2.6 feet above me __________________ I feel like we're friends again. So why have I put up this wall?

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